You have a drug test coming up and you have considered using a fake urine kit for your drug test. You have wondered are there stores that sell synthetic urine near me? Will fake pee pass a drug test? The answer is, they will if you know how to pass a supervised drug test with fake urine. If you’re going to spend your money, you want the best fake piss kit. You will learn in this article everything you need to know about your fake pee test kit and how to use it to pass any urine drug screen you have.
What is synthetic urine?
Synthetic urine is a product which mimics the qualities of human urine used to fool and pass drug tests, as a gag gift, or rarely as a sex toy. The urine is kept warm, often at body temperature, in a container close to the body where it is then surreptitiously slipped into specimen cups for drug tests which may be required for employment or as a legal necessity. This is done as a quick fix for persons who need to pass a drug test but don’t have the time for illegal or unwanted substances to leave the system. It is possible to make synthetic urine at home by securing the ingredients below and mixing them in precise quantities, but it’s much easier to just buy pre-made synthetic urine.
What are the Ingredients?
- Albumin powder
Albumin is a collection of proteins found in blood and urine. As a product, it is often extracted from eggs. Urine drug tests may look for this protein to verify the authenticity of a urine sample.
Creatinine is a substance secreted by the kidneys in urine which is measured to verify that a urine sample is consistent with a new, human urine collection.
- Distilled water
- Potassium chloride
Potassium chloride is an electrolyte used to give your synthetic urine the correct potassium levels.
- Sodium chloride
Sodium chloride is table salt. It provides synthetic urine with the right electrolyte levels.
- Sodium phosphate
Sodium phosphate provides your synthetic urine with the correct phosphate levels.
The main nitrogenous breakdown product in urine used to verify the authenticity of urine samples. Successful fraudsters warn to make sure you get a product which contains urea and not just uric acid, as some drug tests may flag uric acid.
Testing companies may test for adulterants. These adulterants are used to try to fool the test and should not be present in urine samples.
This is a substance used to make the testing equipment produce a false positive.
Some sources say that nitrite levels are tested and that nitrite should not be present and is an adulterant.
How to Choose the best Fake Piss to Beat a Urinalysis
You will need to find the best product available in order to pass a drug test for your job or for legal reasons. In order to do this, you need to know what specifically to look for. Fake urine comes in two main types, powdered and liquid. Synthetic urine can be used for any urine tests for any kind of drug, including marijuana, opioids, even alcohol or nicotine. You need about 35 mL to 45 mL of urine to submit for a drug test, that’s a little over an ounce of urine.
The main advantage of using powdered urine is that it does not spoil until mixed with water. Liquid urine will begin to spoil as soon as it is created or excreted. To stop the spoiling process, you can either dehydrate it and store the precipitate or you can freeze it. If you freeze it, it has to be warmed to body temperature again before you can submit it and it has to remain at that temperature, neither above or below because testers will test the urine to make sure it is the appropriate temperature.
The main advantage of liquid urine is that you don’t have to mix it so you don’t have to worry about one of the ingredients getting to incorrect parameters.
The most popular means of getting your synthetic urine is to simply buy it from a reputable company. Since each company is engaged in helping you defraud, it’s kinda strange to say you have to find a ‘reputable’ company. You want a company that is good at being disreputable, laugh out loud. You may want to check some pro-marijuana site synthetic urine reviews and see how different sites rank the current crop of synthetic urine products.
Quick Fix Urine
Quick Fix Urine is one of the more reputable or successfully disreputable companies in the synthetic urine business. Your Quick Fix Synthetic Urine Kit contains:
- One bottle of Quick Fix synthetic urine
- One heat pack
- One temperature strip (field test kit)
You can get 2 oz of synthetic urine for 29.95 USD.
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|Quick Fix Urine Instructions|
Monkey Urine, Monkey Whizz, Monkey Dong
Seriousmonkeybusiness.com products have gotten great reviews. Monkey Urine is plain synthetic urine which has received great evaluations by successful fraudsters. The Monkey Whizz is a strap-on belt, heating pad, and synthetic urine product fine for unobserved drug tests. If you are observed and may need to pull out a fake dick, use the Monkey Dong. This is a fake penis you can strap on and fill with fake urine for your drug test. Then just squeeze the fake urine into the specimen cup from your fake penis.
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You may have wondered, why can’t I just humbly ask a friend who is clean from drugs for some of that valuable urine they are planning on wasting into the sewer system? Well, you most certainly can. You will then need to keep it fresh and warm until you get it to the testing site. Urine substitution can sometimes cost you as much as fake urine, especially if your friend realizes how valuable is that urine he is intending to throw away. Contrary to popular belief, it does not matter if your friend is male or female or if she is pregnant. Drug tests do not test for pregnancy or sex hormones.
Some people suggest getting urine from a child. This may produce a moral dilemma for you. You could be getting the child involved in committing fraud, or even a felony if you are applying for a government job position. The child would not know of course, and you might give the child compensation which is a large amount of money for a child. Still, the child will someday learn and might too early develop a propensity to cheat and also to use drugs, knowing that you did it and you might be a role model to him even if you don’t consider yourself much of a role model. Children will follow you none-the-less. So, though children are far more likely to be clean of drugs than adults, you will have to deal with your own conscience if you decide to get a urine sample from a child. It is a myth as of this moment that any drug tester will be able to tell that the urine came from a child. Again, they do not attempt to detect age, gender, or pregnancy, these are myths.
Where to Buy Synthetic Urine
It isn’t necessarily easy to get synthetic urine locally, depending on where you live. Urine drug testing can be conducted in many different environs, even onsite at job fairs, so you could need that clean urine on a second’s notice. Where do you get it if you can’t get it from a friend?
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Some states have already banned synthetic urine, including Indiana and New Hampshire. Mississippi and Missouri recently created legislation looking to prevent and stop the sale and use of synthetic urine, especially to beat a drug test. Such laws may also ban fake urine used as a gag gift or as a sex toy.
Places to get fake urine to pass a drug test:
- Stores like Walmart
Surprisingly, you can actually get synthetic urine at a store like Walmart. It’s used by hunters and gardeners to control the behavior of animals. This type of synthetic urine is unlikely to help you pass a drug test, however. You can, of course, get synthetic urine at head shops in jurisdictions where synthetic urine is legal. Online is the easiest way to get synthetic urine but you may not have that kind of time if you get hit suddenly with a drug test. So, check out your local headshop. Even some gas stations that have the penis pills behind the counter may serve up a cup of fake urine for emergencies.
Should Synthetic Urine Be Made Illegal?
It’s commonly discussed in the United States of America that the War on Drugs has been a disaster and has ruined lives as well as been ineffective. Yet, now many states, at the same time they are legalizing marijuana at higher and higher rates, are looking to make synthetic urine illegal. Is this overstepping. Governments are tasked with regulating commerce but can they ban a product which can be used for various reasons, is not a drug, and can be made at home? This appears to be over-regulation. The government needs to stay in its lane. There are already too many laws and too many millions of dollars going to put people in prison for marijuana, with the US having one of the largest prison populations in the world, mostly of drug offenders. Do we now want to start putting people in jail for having fake urine? The government’s job is to make sure that our rights are not violated. It’s not the job of the government to regulate our lives or to ban urine. In fact, some of these products are actual human urine. That means some states have already banned human urine. What if one dries his own urine during a period of abstinence. Is it now illegal to have one’s own urine? Imagine it, if you were to urinate in a bottle as many people do in hospital or periods of immobility, you could be pulled over by cops and charged with having urine in a container.
About Drug Testing
Many organizations require drug testing, including about 62 percent of employers (American Management Association). Here are some situations in which one might face drug testing:
- Doctor or psychiatrist visit
- Other legal reasons
- For public assistance
- For insurance
- Military recruitment
Drug testing can help organizations save money, especially by reducing their insurance and liabilities such as accidents where the user or someone else is harmed. Most often, one is tested for illegal drugs, but one can also be tested for alcohol, nicotine, and herbs like kratom. Drug use can also cost companies money from absenteeism and lost productivity. Urine drug testing is cheaper than hair testing and more accurate than saliva testing.
Here are some of the parameters that will be measured in your test to verify the authenticity of the urine sample:
- Color, yellowish
- Creatinine levels, greater than 15 mg/kg
- pH between 4.6 and 8
- Specific gravity between 1.005 and 1.030
- Temperature, between 90 F and 100 F
- Urea and uric acid
Why Not Use Detox Drinks?
Most detox drinks work by dilution. Detox drinks can be a valid way to pass a drug test but they are not fool-proof. Detox drinks will give you about a five-hour window when you may test negative for drugs, especially marijuana, even though the drug is still in your system. Detox drinks are kind of hit and miss. You can never be certain that the timing will come out perfectly such that the drugs will be diluted and undetected. When you use synthetic urine, you can at least be certain that there are no drugs in it. The issue you will face with synthetic urine is mere that there is an arms race between the test-makers and the synthetic urine makers. Once the test makers find a way to detect synthetic urine, a generation of synthetic urine products will become obsolete and anyone using the outdated forms will fail their drug test. Then the synthetic urine makers will figure out once again how to beat the test and so on. So, it’s very difficult to know if test-makers have made progress that will cause you to fail your test. The best approach is to do your research online and stay up-to-date on what the test-makers are able to detect.
The Synthetic Urine FAQ
Q: Could they catch me using synthetic urine?
A: Not if you choose the right product. Here we review Monkey Urine and Quick Fix which are both fairly well-trusted brands. If you choose the wrong brand or just pick up some fake animal urine from Walmart, you may fail. You won’t fail for having drugs in your system, but your sample will come up invalid, dilute, or adulterated. Some employers will not consider you for employment if that happens, though most will allow you to retest. That could at least buy you a few more days to get clean. In many states, it is not illegal to try to fool a drug test, although you could theoretically be charged with some other crime against the employer. This is a danger especially if you are testing for a government position. You may be charged with attempting to defraud the government. However, most of the time, you will not be charged with a crime, and they cannot say for certain that you have committed fraud even if the urine comes back as adulterated. Just don’t leave synthetic urine paraphernalia in the rest-room or even exposed in your car where someone may see it and report you.
Q: How do you keep the urine at the right temperature?
A: Some synthetic urine products include a temperature strip so that you can check the temperature at any time. When you have a defrosted room temperature synthetic urine sample, put it in the microwave for 10 seconds. Make sure it reads between 90 and 100 degrees Fahrenheit. If it does not, let it cool or heat it up a few more seconds.
Once the synthetic urine is at the right temperature, you will need to strap it to your body and/or strap it to the accompanying heating pad to keep it at body temperature. If you don’t have access to a microwave to heat up the synthetic urine, you will need to strap the container to your body and the heating pad for up to 45 minutes.
Q: How long does synthetic urine last?
A: Once mixed with water, your urine can spoil in hours, depending on bacterial load and temperature. While the urine is still dry, it can last for years. Quick Fix synthetic urine, though already mixed, can last up to two years unopened and it also does not spoil quickly when opened or reheated.
Q: Do I have to refrigerate my synthetic urine?
A: The answer to this may depend on the brand. Quick Fix synthetic urine can be stored at room temperature. It needs to be stored in a dark place as sunlight can damage the product.
If you are using real urine that you borrowed from a trusted friend, that’s when it must be refrigerated as testers can tell if a urine sample is spoiled due to having been stored for an extended period of time. So, you will have to refrigerate it, then warm it to the correct temperature when the time comes for your urine test.
Q: I didn’t get a green box on the Quick Fix temperature strip. What do I do?
A: Most likely you overheated the sample in the microwave. Just wait a few minutes until the green box appears. Now your urine is at the right temperature so strap it on.
Q: Can I pee a little in the specimen cup to make it look more real if someone is peeking in to observe me?
A: Usually, when a urine test is observed, the observer is someone of the same sex to avoid lawsuits. Also, they don’t look directly at your penis and stand pretty far behind you, just to make sure you’re not cheating. Of course, lucky for you, you can easily cheat in this situation, you just have to have some nerve and a steady hand. However, you do not want to pee in the specimen cup at all. Put only your synthetic urine in the cup, then pee in the toilet. And don’t flush, but you already knew that right. They may invalidate your test if you flush the toilet.
Q: What might I forget to do?
A: This is an easy question. You need to shake your urine because it’s supposed to have air bubbles in it. If you submit a sample without air bubbles in it, this might be noticed and can lead to a failed or invalid test or a retest.
Q: Does my fake piss need Uric Acid or Urea?
A: It’s difficult to get a straight answer on this. Many people claim to have passed a test with products which only claim to have uric acid. Others say you need also urea, which is a totally different component found in urine. Many say that testers may look for both. Products like UPass synthetic urine contain both.
Q: How long do I have to wait to get drugs out of my system?
A: Drug detection times vary according to the type of drug and the dose. See the chart below for the detection times of common drugs. Heavy marijuana use has the longest detection time due to marijuana metabolites hiding out in the fat cells.
|Drug Name||ABB||Cutoff Level||Approx Detection|
time in Urine
time in Saliva
|Amphetamine||AMP||500 ng/ml||2-4 Days||1-3 Days|
|1000 ng/ml||2-4 Days||N/A|
|Barbiturates||BAR||300 ng/ml||3-6 Days||1 Day|
|Benzodiazepines||BZO||300 ng/ml||3-7 Days||1-2 Days|
|Buprenorphine||BUP||10 ng/ml||2-3 Days||1 Day|
|Cocaine||COC||150 ng/ml||2-4 Days||N/A|
|300 ng/ml||2-4 Days||1-3 Days|
|Ecstasy||MDMA||500 ng/ml||1-3 Days||1-2 Days|
|Fentanyl||FEN||300 ng/ml||3 Days||N/A|
|K2 / Spice||K2/Spice||50 ng/ml||1-3 Days||N/A|
|Marijuana||THC||50 ng/ml||5-30 Days||1 Day|
|20 ng/ML||Up To 30 days||N/A|
|Methadone||MTD||50 ng/ml||3-5 Days||1 Day|
|Methamphetamine||MAMP||1000 ng/ml||3-5 Days||1-3 Days|
|500 ng/ml||3-5 Days||N/A|
|Morphine||MOP||300 ng/ml||2-4 Days||1-3 Days|
|Opiates||OPI||2000 ng/ml||2-4 Days||1-3 Days|
|Oxycodone||OXY||100 ng/ml||2-4 Days||1 Day|
|Phencyclidine||PCP||25 ng/ml||5-10 Days||1-3 Days|
|Tricyclic Antidepressants||TCA||1000 ng/ml||3-6 Days||N/A|
|Propoxyphene||PPX||300 ng/ml||1-2 Days||N/A|
|*Detection times should be considered estimates.|
Social Media Reviews
Quick Fix: User rating A.
Comment: In this interesting exchange, drugs anonymous claims to be a drug tester. He claims that when a client orders the most expensive validity drug testing, it can identify synthetic urine. Then PartialChub, like very many users of synthetic urine, claims to have beaten the test using Quick Fix urine. It is fairly safe to say that this synthetic urine frequently beats the typical urine test. This has been verified by many, many users. Druganonymous seems somewhat offended that his tests are frequently beaten by synthetic urine and also clueless about the truth of the matter. Americans are supposed to be free from unreasonable search and seizure, so we give this guy the creep label. He is helping to reduce the freedoms Americans are supposed to have and he has become indoctrinated with an anti-marijuana stance. However, this exchange demonstrates not only that Quick Fix synthetic urine frequently beats drug tests, but that test-makers are generally clueless.
Comment: This Reddit user claims to have failed his test using Quick Fix urine. This might be genuine, even though the lack of typos looks suspicious. Needless to say, competitor companies sometimes hire writers to write negative comments about the competition.
Quick Fix Review Rating: A
Comment: This Reddit user wrote a rather lengthy comment telling of having had success using Quick Fix. Also, the lab here was LabCorp. Your test will probably be evaluated by the same company. This user dealt with tremendous anxiety over his future and lamented that in the future, he will just make sure he’s clean if he’s looking for employment and this is good advice.
UPass Synthetic Urine: B
This Reddit user claims the product UPass worked for a buddy of his. We were unable to find extensive comments about UPass. This is likely due to the product not being quite as popular as a product like Quick Fix.
UPass has the advantage of being cheaper than other brands. Some reviewers have claimed UPass is ineffective. The difference may be that companies which order cheaper tests for their employees may use a test which can be fooled by UPass, while companies who order more expensive tests will be able to tell that an attempt has been made to beat the drug test.
Clear Choice Sub Solution: A+
Clear Choice Sub Solution appears to get consistently good reviews. This user at the grasscity.com marijuana forums gave an extensive account of his experience and feels that the product absolutely works and one might even keep a bottle on you at all times if you get randomly drug tested.
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Test Clear Powdered Human Urine rating: A
The obvious advantage of Testclear Powdered urine is that it is indeed real human urine. It has been dehydrated to prevent spoilage. All you have to do is mix it with room temperature water and attach it to the heating pack.
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It has a temperature strip you can read to make sure it is the perfect temperature to pass the test.
Once rehydrated, it will look and smell like real human urine because it is real human urine. It should contain no drugs and the correct levels of the various substances tested for. You will need to mix it with about 45 mL of water to have the proper amount. Mixing errors can result in a dilute sample.
The product contains:
- Powered urine
- A heating pack which can heat for up to six hours
- A vial which holds 50 mL
- An instruction pamphlet
You can add up to 75 mL of water if needed and stay within the testing proper parameters. If you use the heating pack contained in the kit, you will need to let it heat for about 45 minutes to get the urine to body temperature. Check the temperature strip to confirm. The heating strip can be reused. It is claimed that this human urine is used to calibrate machines that do drug testing, suggesting that it indeed always passes drug tests if correctly mixed and heated. It is claimed that this human urine is routinely used by educational institutions and other legitimate scientific enterprises who have the need to use human urine. It is also used as a prank gift and of course, to pass drug tests.
- Put the urine powder from the little vial into the big tube.
- Fill to the top with water then shake it to mix it thoroughly.
- Open the heating pack and take the sticker off the heating pad to activate it and stick it to the side of the tube opposite the temp reading. Check to see that the temperature is right.
- Secure it firmly to your inner thigh or another part of the body where it’s not going to fall out and it will absorb your body heat in order to stay at the right temperature.
- Once you have your specimen cup, take out your vial and shake it to make sure you’ve got air bubbles in it. Inject your urine into the specimen up. If you urinate into the toilet, don’t forget don’t flush.
P-Sure Synthetic Urine rating: F
This user on the marijuana.com forums claims that the product P-Sure synthetic urine caused him to lose a job. This product is simple to use. It comes with just one vial of synthetic urine and a hand warmer. This is said to be an older product which used to be very popular but now labs have wised up and P-sure has not. This product is to be heated to the correct temperature than used in the same way as similar products. It is frequently claimed that the temperature reading on the product is inaccurate. The user killthecaps said that his sample was rejected because it does not smell like urine. Hats off to the testing worker whose job it is to smell other people’s urine, but apparently that is part of the deal.
As of today, this product gets a fairly low grade. It has been superseded by the lab testing procedures and now by synthetic urine products which have advanced their technologies, included urea, uric acid, creatinine, and all the other ingredients in an easy-to-use way. Synthetic urine products can cost quite a bit to be sure. But when employment and your very livelihood is at stake over a little weed, which may even be used medically and not be illegal, one may have to go to lengths which are for you extraordinary to secure that job position. It has even become possible for you to legally use marijuana to treat conditions which would interfere with your work, and then find out that the synthetic urine you use to pass the test is illegal. The absurdity of it provides a rationale that these laws are not going to make sense so you have to take short cuts to circumvent them when your livelihood is at stake.
Should you use fake urine? Does it make you nervous to feel like you are committing some kind of fraud? You will have to decide if you are the kind of person who can go through with this. You should also consider since you are needing to use fake urine if you are the kind of person who should be applying for the job you are looking to get. Probably, if you smoke weed or use drugs, you certainly should not apply for jobs which are overseen by the Department of Transportation. In my experience, they take their drug testing very seriously, and indeed observers are close by when you have to urinate into the specimen cup. What if they are right behind you, as that sometimes happens, even though in some places it is illegal? Could you go through with it? You will have to take your bottle of synthetic urine out, or take our your fake penis and empty it into the cup with an observer standing right behind you trying to make sure you are not doing what you are doing. If this is too uncomfortable for you, you might have to reconsider. At the same time, the job for which you are needing to produce clean urine might be your very livelihood and the food on the table for you, your wife, and children. So, much can be at stake at times.
Our review has shown clearly that synthetic urine will indeed sometimes beat a drug test. There is also the option of powdered human urine which is much easier to use than it at first appears. You merely need to mix it with water and be sure to heat it to the correct temperature.
Some people justify using synthetic urine to pass a drug test by saying that the War on Drugs is illegal and agencies have no business testing in the first place. That argument may work if you are being tested for legal reasons, but it doesn’t stand up to scrutiny in the area of employment. It’s the employers prerogative if they want workers who use no illegal drugs at all. They sometimes even test for nicotine because people who smoke can be a burden on their healthcare costs as well as cause lost productivity while they are being affected by breathing issues and heart disease.
So, if you are a marijuana smoker and you decide to use synthetic urine to pass a drug test, make sure the purpose for which you use it is worth the risk and that you are qualified for the position for which you are applying as a user of medical marijuana or recreational marijuana. It may not be illegal, but it can make you unfit for certain job positions like truck driving, and that’s fine. Just find employment that fits you better.
Disclaimer: We are not here suggesting that you use synthetic urine to pass a drug test, we are only looking at the facts about these products. Using synthetic urine to pass a drug test could be a felony if you are applying for a highly government regulated or accredited position, including truck driving, which is overseen by the Department of Transportation.
- 1 What is synthetic urine?
- 2 What are the Ingredients?
- 3 Adulterants
- 4 How to Choose the best Fake Piss to Beat a Urinalysis
- 5 Quick Fix Urine
- 6 Monkey Urine, Monkey Whizz, Monkey Dong
- 7 Urine Substitution
- 8 Where to Buy Synthetic Urine
- 9 Should Synthetic Urine Be Made Illegal?
- 10 About Drug Testing
- 11 Why Not Use Detox Drinks?
- 12 The Synthetic Urine FAQ
- 13 Social Media Reviews
- 14 Conclusion