Does The Whizzinator Really Work?

Score: 5 out of 5, Grade: A. Very well trusted product. For regular drug tests, the urine that comes with the product will work, but for more expensive tests for government and military, you need clean urine. Technically, the product is a sex toy and any attempt to defraud a drug test might be prosecuted. We tell you which states have laws against defrauding drug tests, and also the federal laws in the conclusion. First, the basics.

The Whizzinator Synthetic Urine for Weed Detox Overview

The Whizzinator to pass a drug test Positive Review	He goes on to explain the fake pee will only fool the cheaper tests.
The Whizzinator to pass a drug test Negative Review	We did not find negative reviews where the actual real The Whizzinator was used and the instructions followed. However, more expensive, sensitive drug tests can detect fake urine, though these tests appear to only be used by police, government, and military jobs.
Can I use The Whizzinator fake pee for THC detox to pass a drug test (to pass a urine drug test)?	Yes.
Can I use The Whizzinator for weed detox (to pass a saliva test)	No. The Whizzinator is for urine tests only.
Works for women?	For females, you can use The Whizz Kit, also known as The Female Whizzinator.
Is coupon available?	We have not found coupons, you can check the website https://www.thewhizzinator.com for deals.
Does it claim to flush cannabis from the blood quickly?	No. You will use synthetic urine instead. Others use the urine of a friend.
How long does it last?	Your urine will last 1 year, stored at room temperature, away from light.
How to Use The Whizzinator fake urine to cleanse pee of marijuana	Directions: This is a strap on penis. You heat the synthetic urine and have your fun, using it as a sex toy. Most people use it to pass a drug test. In which case you do the same thing, but instead pee into a specimen cup. Full instructions are included below.
Where to buy The Whizzinator fake piss for sale near me?	You should get the product only at https://www.thewhizzinator.com because many imitation products are sold.
Store Locator on the website? Directions?	The only store you need is https://www.thewhizzinator.com, this is the only site which can be trusted to provide the real deal.

Introduction

Summary

The Whizzinator is a product used as a sex toy or as a fake penis to carry fake or substituted urine to pass a drug test.

It is important to use a realistic looking product because some urine tests may be observed. If you are caught trying to defraud a drug test, you could be held legally accountable in some states.

The Whizzinator has a very colorful history. NFL Star Onterrio Smith was arrested at the airport for having an original Whizzinator in 2005. Up to the year 2008, the original product was marketed for beating drug tests. Smith had vials of dried urine. It is unclear what law Smith had broken, but it probably has something to do with having strange powders or liquid which could be used as a weapon, as fake, powdered urine is not always illegal to possess. We will look at the laws in the conclusion. Smith, without his fake penis, eventually begin failing drug tests, we assume for marijuana. He was released by the Vikings. This is sad, considering weed is being legalized in many states now. Several other NFL players’ careers have been hurt by failing drug tests for marijuana. Probably, players were taking much more than that, but marijuana remains in the system the longest and is hardest to cover up.

In a strange coincidence, the government was already investigating drug test beating products and a hearing occurred days after Smith’s saga, too soon for the hearing to have been in response to Smith’s incident. During the hearing, it was suggested that your airplane pilot or the guy who is supposed to be watching for terrorists at the airport is high at work because drug tests didn’t catch him because he was wearing a fake dick and using fake urine. Sounds a little unrealistic, but okay, let’s give them that. We don’t want people doing safety jobs to be using drugs and evading detection. So, we need a solution for that and studies to suggest tossing people in prison and treating drug use as a moral problem is not that solution. We have come to understand that determinism is at work in all of us, but we still take a moral approach to solving operational problems. Whatever works, but what we are doing, is not working as far as drug addiction is concerned.

During the hearing, the proof of the ills of drug use was a poor man with 3 jobs, teleconferencing from prison for passing a drug test for weed and cocaine while using both frequently, using an herbal tea. We are not aware of any herbal teas that work to beat drug tests. More likely, he was simply diluting or his metabolism quickly eliminated drug metabolites naturally. In any case, people working at Walmart are exactly who we are not trying to put in prison for smoking weed after work, that does more harm than good. He’s not your pilot. Your pilot isn’t going to jail for drug use. He knows how to evade drug tests, evade the law, and use autopilot.

Three years later, the owners of the company that sold The Whizzinator were prosecuted and convicted for conspiracy to defraud the United States government. One received 6 months in prison plus probation, the other received probation. In 1991, 5 percent of Americans could expect to spend time in prison, that rate has likely risen in the last decades.

How a urine drug screen works

1. A tester will hand you a specimen cup and you will go into the bathroom.
2. You will be required to urinate 3 to 5 ounces into the specimen cup. You will be told to catch mid-stream urine.
3. In some cases, usually with drug offenders, the urine collection may be observed to prevent people from trying to cheat the drug tests. Many testers no longer observe women due to the threat of lawsuits.
4. Do not flush the toilet or they may invalidate your results.
5. Your specimen will be put into a little window (sometimes, at other times, they have you hand your urine to a tester in front of everyone) where the tester will pick it up.
6. Labels on the specimen will indicate the presence or absence of drug metabolites to the tester.

Overall description

What Comes With The Product? Package Contents

The Whizzinator Touch kit contains:

1. Two leg straps
2. A waistband
3. 4 heating pads that keep the urine at body temperature for 8 hours
4. 1 vial of synthetic urine
5. 1 cleaning syringe
6. Pamphlet of instructions

The Whizz kit (aka The Female Whizzinator, for females and males): the originator, sex-neutral synthetic urine kit

1. 3 ounces synthetic urine, already mixed
2. 2 heating pads
3. Temperature strip
4. Elastic belt
5. 60 ml syringe

Terms of the product:

If unsatisfied with the product for any reason, call customer service.

Product is shipped in packaging which is discreet.

Overnight shipping available for orders placed before 4 PM PST.

Manufacturer, Support, Certificates

Alternative Lifestyle Systems
Address	Long Beach, California, US
Phone	+ 1-888-895-7016
Customer Service	Monday – Friday 9 am to 5 pm MST

Returns

Unused products in their original condition can be returned within 14 days.

Where can I get it near me?

Go to https://www.thewhizzinator.com/

There are many non-authentic products with Whizzinator in the name, so buy direct from this site only. The Whizzinator has a long legal history which we have explored. It is now sold as an adult novelty device, not to be used to beat a drug test. If you attempt to beat a federally administered drug test, for example for a truck driving job which is regulated by the Department of Transportation, you could be charged with attempting to defraud the United States government. That could mean prison time, so by all means, be careful, smart, and discreet.

Additional Products from Alternative Life Systems

You can see from the screenshot above, The Whizzinator Touch comes in all major skin shades so that you can match it to your own pigment to whatever effect is realistic for you, or just mix n match.

For a more basic and economical kit, which can also be used by females, you can get The Whizz Kit and Lil Whizz Kit at https://www.thewhizzinator.com/synthetic-urine

In order to reuse your Whizzinator, you will need to refill on synthetic urine, heating pads, and cleaning solution, which you can do at a fair price on the website.

Pros and Cons

Q&A about The Whizzinator

The Whizzinator by Alternative Lifestyle Systems Reviews

Positive The Whizzinator Reviews

This Facebook user quit substitute teaching because he felt he wasn’t a role model. He had used the Whizzinator to pass a drug test. It worked.

Positive The Whizzinator Reviews

This user has used the Whizzinator, even being watched, and has been successful. He has passed with the fake urine but would not use it for military or court tests because they use more expensive analyses which can spot fake urine.

Positive or Negative ‘You Decide’ The Whizzinator Review

This user on Reddit claims he used the Whizzinator and failed, but he appears to not have followed instructions because he said the urine was Quick Fix, which is a different brand. Use the urine that comes with the Whizzinator.

Positive or Negative ‘You Decide’ The Whizzinator Review

We include this review to point out that the legal use is as a sex toy and using it to beat drug tests could be illegal. In any case, to get the authentic product, go to https://www.thewhizzinator.com.

Conclusion

5 out of 5, A+

If you get the real The Whizzinator, you should be able to pass your drug test even observed, although, that’s not what The Whizzinator is for. It is for use as a sex toy, so strap it on and shower away. No one can blame you for that. But if you use it to defraud a drug test, you could be prosecuted, although such cases are not many. More often, if you get caught, your test will just be invalidated. Let’s review the fake urine laws just to make sure we make it to the party we’re all trying to get to.

Before you purchase that product, let’s review the laws concerning them. First off, federally, if you are caught using any trickery to pass a drug test for a federally regulated industry, such as a truck driving job with the Department of Transportation overseeing drug tests, you could be charged with conspiracy to defraud the government of the United States. This has happened, and to the original makers of The Whizzinator no less, so be careful. However, cases are not widespread. Also, the new The Whizzinator is labeled as intended as a sex toy, not for use to beat a drug test. Also, the ingredients are not fully listed online. Therefore, testers would have to admit it contains ingredients that fooled their test in order to lodge complaints, and they are probably not going to do that because they lose credibility.

Also, as in the case of Onterrio Smith, you could be stopped at the airport for carrying The Whizzinator as it may contain suspicious fluids or vials of embarrassing powder.

There are nine states which ban sell of adulterants intended to fool a drug test. They get to decide what an ‘adulterant’ is and may decide fake urine contains adulterants. They are:

States, where selling adulterants intended to beat a drug test, is illegal
North Carolina Oklahoma Pennsylvania South Carolina Virginia	Arkansas Illinois Maryland Nebraska

These states ban the selling of detox products. It is unclear if they would consider The Whizzinator a detox product, but it is possible:

1. Louisiana
2. Texas

Three further states do not allow the sell of detox products. Again, they have wide leverage in deciding what a detox product is. Possession of a detox product or using one may not be directly prosecutable under this particular law but could be prosecuted under other fraud laws. They are:

1. New Jersey
2. Kentucky
3. Florida

Disclaimers

General Medical Disclaimer

Leaf Expert is not giving you medical recommendations. The product reviewed is labeled for use as a sex toy, not for breaking any laws. If for any reason it is illegal in your country or state, you could be charged with a crime.

FDA Disclaimer

This product is not regulated as a drug or supplement by the United States FDA. It is not for internal use.

Drug Screening Disclaimer

No product can guarantee that you can use it to pass urinalysis, nor is this product labeled as intended for such use.